Our rates
- Out of country same night bookings available.
- Don't actually want to be where you landed? Not a problem! Hop right back on the plane for a direct flight home! (Assuming we still own the plane.)
- Competitive prices! Buy 4 get 2 free!
(Assuming you're traveling with a Gefilte Fish which needs extra legroom, which means you need 2 extra tickets anyways, so you should pay for 6 tickets even though you're only 4, and that makes it free if you claim to not know how math works.)
What to expect while flying with us
- Scenic sights and historic sites to enjoy from mid-air - even if it's out of your pilot's way!
- danish (not Danish) boys supporting bottles of spring water, bags of peanuts, and no time to help other people.
- People waiting to meet you no matter where you land. Ask them for a ride to the local Six Flags, or to a local pyramid with secret passageways to smuggle into other countries.
- Outstanding record of punctual flights.
- Truly gracious personnel.
