Last updated: November 2026
DotcomAirways.com is a humor website. It does not sell flights, take payments, or ask for payment details.
What we collect
- Contact and interest forms: the name, email address, requested email address (if any) and message you type in. Nothing else is collected from the forms.
- Booking pages: anything you type while "booking" stays in your own browser (session storage) and is deleted when you close the tab. It is never sent to us.
How we use it
- Form submissions are saved to a private Google Sheet and emailed to the site owner, using Google services.
- We use your details only to reply to you or to contact you about @dotcomairways.com email addresses. We do not sell or share them.
- If email addresses are offered, they will be forwarding only: mail sent to your @dotcomairways.com address is forwarded to the inbox you choose. We do not read, store or keep copies of forwarded mail beyond what the forwarding service needs to deliver it.
Hosting and cookies
The site is hosted on Cloudflare, which may keep basic technical logs (like IP addresses) for security. We do not use advertising or tracking cookies.
Your choices
To see, correct or delete anything you sent us, use the Contact Us page and we'll take care of it.
- DotcomAirways agrees to transport you from LAX to a destination. The destination may be different from the one you booked.
- Passengers traveling with a gefilte fish must purchase 2 additional legroom seats, even though he has no legs.
- Return flights are provided assuming we still own the plane.
- Peanuts are provided at a ratio of one (1) bag per passenger. Additional peanuts are not available at any price.
The 3D airplane in the Save Flight #304 game is based on “Boeing 777-300ER Model” by hakai315, licensed under CC BY 4.0. It was simplified and repainted in DotcomAirways colors. The documentary on the History page is credited there.
If your flight is delayed on the tarmac, passengers may step out for fresh air through the exit row. This applies to gefilte fish only. Everyone else please remain seated.
