DotcomMiles
DotcomMiles® balance
Join DotcomMiles0 miles
Expires: whenever we stop owning the plane.
How to earn
- 1 mile for every country you didn't mean to land in.
- 2 miles when your flight is rerouted (always).
- 5 miles for sitting next to that guy.
- 0 miles for actually reaching your destination. It hasn't come up.
Status levels
Bronze0 miles
You signed up. Congratulations.
Silver1 country
Priority access to the peanut bag.
Gefilte Gold2 legroom seats
Exit row, fresh air, and a door within reach.